You Deserve A Break Today, Just Not Here

I love me a good Egg McMuffin. And when you're on the road, McDonald's bathrooms are plentiful and cleaner than rest stops or gas stations, which can be scary places for those with an aversion to unfathomable filth. But you can get neither food nor relief at this McDonald's in City of Industry, CA, because it isn't real:

Just off the Pomona Freeway on Green Drive, surrounded by shipping and receiving warehouses, this is a freestanding set -- a completely fake Mickey D's -- where McDonald's shoots many of its TV commercials. The signs are adjustable to different heights and/or on wheels, and storage lockers nearby hold uniforms and furniture decor to simulate any McDonald's in the world.

That's me in front, pining for a McRib that I will never get.