While I still have Tom's Candy on the brain, I found some wrappers from my favorite 70's candy bars at the
Candy Wrapper Museum. First up, "Full Dinner":

As a youth, was I duped into believing this candy bar actually constituted a well-rounded meal? Indeed I was. The deception continued with "My Buddy":

Oh, you may SAY you're my buddy, but when I've grown ill from eating you and my mouth is smeared with filthy "choklat," where are you then? Some friend.